it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
that feeling you get when you’re angry
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.
Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.
DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN
Luke: No actually. We're all married with kids.
*the boys start laughing*
Michael: Well my answer was going to be single...
Ashton: Definitely struggling with the mortgage.
you think they’re clothes
but they’re actually wearable hugs